Happy Birthday you Dork!

Yes I know it’s rather vain to announce my own Birthday. But heck, it’s been rather slow.

So~~~
“Happy Birthday to me,
Happy Birthday to me,
Happy Birthday to me~~~~~~~,
Happy b-i-r-t-h-d-a-y tooooooo MEEEEEE~~~”
(sounds of glass breaking everywhere)

Oh my god! I’m 30 years old today!
30 years ago from this day a nerd was born!
It was obvious he would craft a great nerd destiny! Afterall, his first words were “boobs” rather than the useless “dada” or “mama”.
Okay I’m lying, it was actually “money!” but anyway, I want to thanks to all my family and friends who SMS me to wish me a Happy Birthday! (And yes Linda, I will take you up on your offer of your nude model session for me tonight, hahahahaahahaahahh)
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