“Happy Birthday to me,
Happy Birthday to me,
Happy Birthday to me~~~~~~~,
Happy b-i-r-t-h-d-a-y tooooooo MEEEEEE~~~”
(sounds of glass breaking everywhere)
Oh my god! I’m 30 years old today!
30 years ago from this day a nerd was born!
It was obvious he would craft a great nerd destiny! Afterall, his first words were “boobs” rather than the useless “dada” or “mama”.
Okay I’m lying, it was actually “money!” but anyway, I want to thanks to all my family and friends who SMS me to wish me a Happy Birthday! (And yes Linda, I will take you up on your offer of your nude model session for me tonight, hahahahaahahaahahh)